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i got a new shirt at the dave matthews concert this past weekend. it's super cute, charcoal grey v-neck with 3/4 sleeves. printed on the front are circles of varying sizes and bright colors, and at the bottom, of course, 'Dave Matthews Band'

i got an x-large- which is what i always get in concert t-shirts. i put that sucker on to wear to the 2nd night of concert, and it was like trying to squeeze loose meat into a tiny piece of petrified intestine. the shirt was too small.

i call for hubby to tell him it's too small. he askes me to put it on again so he can see, so i abide. he says, "that looks hot"
i say, "it's not that bad, but i can put on a t-shirt"

he meant it looks like, hott, like, good.